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Massage Parlors in Phuket

March 20, 2013 Davis 4 responses

massage parlors in Phuket

 

You’re already in a tropical island paradise, and you’re probably stress free, but why not add some extra icing to the cake and get a world-class massage?  Despite prices being higher for most things like food and shopping in Phuket, prices for massage are relatively the same throughout Thailand.  Phuket has many professional massage places where you can get a 100% authentic, no funny business massage.  But, like most places in Thailand, there are also a few spots to get a gentlemen’s massage (that’s what I’m calling it these days).  Whichever type of establishment you choose; I highly recommend getting an oil massage hits the spot when you’re sun burn.

 

Best Professional, Non-dirty Massage Parlors

1)  Sweet Lemongrass Massage (Patong)- Arguably the most professional and quality massage parlor in Phuket.  This place has a great atmosphere and it’s super popular.  The prices are reasonable and the service is excellent.  All masseuses are professionally trained at massage schools.

 

2)  Oriental Massage Phuket  (Kata Beach)- This place is a little bit more expensive than Sweet Lemongrass, perhaps because it is closer to the beach, but it’s still a great option for a real, classy massage.  They offer a full body aloe vera massage, which would be great after a day at the beach.  They also have a spa, and they offer pedicures and hair braiding so your girl might enjoy that. 

 

*Quick Note:  You can get a regular massage on the beach for around 300 baht an hour.  Look for older ladies wearing colored jackets and carrying mats.  It’s probably not the same quality as you would get in an actual massage parlor, but hey, you’re relaxing on the beach on an island getting a massage.  Enough said.

 

Now, to get to the real reason your reading this article…

 

Dirty Massage Parlors in Phuket

 

A)  Special Massage

 

If you want a special massage that includes an HJ, BJ, or sex, then Patong is absolutely your best option for that.  Think no more.  The girls are lined up outside of these places waiting for you to be escorted to a private room for some dirty rubbin’.  I haven’t named any places in particular because they come and go as do the girls, but I will provide you with the best areas to explore and you can check out the girls yourself.

 

Best area:  Soi Kepsup-  Go anywhere around this soi and you will be sure to see some girls dressed in slutty clothes beckoning you to come inside and tip them 500 baht for whatever it is you fancy.  There are hundreds of places to get dirty massages in Phuket, but this is the hot spot.  You are guaranteed to get the dirty massage you desire here.

 

B) Soapy Massage

 

Finally, I present to you my favorite selection. There are three main places offering soapy massages in Phuket.  I will list them here.  The price for a soapy in Phuket is anywhere from 1500-3000 baht per session.  If you want to know about how to choose a girl, refer to my article on Chiang Mai massage parlors.

 1)      Christin’s Massage Parlor  (Patong Beach)-  It’s very easy to spot.  It’s a big purple-colored building.  It’s very well known and if you ask any tuk tuk driver they will take you there with ease. Open 14:00 to midnight everyday.

2)      The Grand Plaza Hotel Massage  (Phuket Town)- The second most popular place for a soapy massage in Phuket.  Open everyday from 12:00 in the afternoon until midnight.

 3)      The Pearl Hotel  (Phuket Town)- Another parlor that runs at a hotel.  A little      pricier than the other establishments, but the girls are really sexy.

 

 

Patong for your Dong…

When it comes down to it, most dirty massages in Phuket go down in Patong.  There are hundreds of establishments and since it’s not an actual, professional massage, there isn’t much variation between parlors.  What you will need to do is evaluate the current variation between the girls at a few different places and then make a selection.  There are undoubtedly more options that I haven’t listed, like the massage joints at fancy resorts, which are pricey.  What are you waiting for?  Go drain those coconuts.

 

Hotels Class Location Price
Lamai Guesthouse Phuket Patong Beach 9 USD
Sunset Mansion Phuket Patong Beach 14 USD
NNC Patong House Patong Beach 14 USD
SM Resort Phuket Patong Beach 16 USD
Lamai Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 16 USD
Sea Front Home Phuket Patong Beach 16 USD
Rome Place Hotel Phuket Phuket Town 16 USD
Anchalee Inn Phuket Patong Beach 16 USD
Silver Resortel Phuket Patong Beach 17 USD
2C Phuket Residence Patong Beach 18 USD
Hollywood Inn Love Phuket Patong Beach 19 USD
The Frutta Boutique Phuket Patong Beach 19 USD
PJ Check-In Mansion Phuket Patong Beach 19 USD
Arimana Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 19 USD
Sinthavee Hotel Phuket Phuket Town 22 USD
Ea-sy Condotel Phuket Patong Beach 22 USD
Phuket Center Apartment Phuket Town 22 USD
Bamboo Beach Hotel and Spa Phuket Patong Beach 26 USD
Blu Monkey Hostel Phuket Phuket Town 27 USD
Cocoville Resort Phuket Chalong Bay 27 USD
Chic Boutique Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 28 USD
SeaCono Hotel Patong Phuket Patong Beach 28 USD
Karon Whale Resort Phuket Karon Beach 28 USD
Club Bamboo Boutique Resort and Spa Phuket Patong Beach 28 USD
Club One Seven Bed & Breakfast Phuket Patong Beach 29 USD
Babylon Pool Villas Phuket Nai Harn Beach 31 USD
Thanthip Beach Resort Phuket Patong Beach 31 USD
Baan Karon Resort Phuket Karon Beach 31 USD
Phuket Island View Hotel Karon Beach 31 USD
Andatel Grande Patong Phuket Patong Beach 31 USD
Kata Poolside Resort Phuket Kata Beach 31 USD
Tony Resort Phuket Patong Beach 31 USD
Amata Resort Phuket Patong Beach 31 USD
Kata Country House Phuket Kata Beach 33 USD
Tropica Bungalow Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 33 USD
The Viridian Resort Phuket Patong Beach 35 USD
The Beach Boutique House Phuket Kata Beach 35 USD
Pier 42 Boutique Resort and Spa Rawai Beach 35 USD
Phuket Merlin Hotel Phuket Town 35 USD
Ibis Phuket Kata hotel Kata Beach 38 USD
Hyton Leelavadee Resort Phuket Patong Beach 38 USD
Karon Princess Hotel Phuket Karon Beach 38 USD
Mussee Patong Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 39 USD
Andaman Thai Boutique Resort Phuket Rawai Beach 41 USD
Baan Yuree Phuket Resort Patong Beach 41 USD
Bangtao Village Resort Phuket Bang Tao 41 USD
Ibis Phuket Patong Patong Beach 41 USD
Tropical Garden Resort Phuket Kata Beach 42 USD
All Seasons Naiharn Phuket Nai Harn Beach 42 USD
Best Western Phuket Ocean Resort Karon Beach 42 USD
Kata Lucky Villa & Pool Access Phuket Kata Beach 43 USD
Patong Resort Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 44 USD
Katina Hotel Phuket Phuket Town 44 USD
Orchidacea Resort Phuket Kata Beach 44 USD
Naithonburi Beach Resort Phuket Naitorn Beach 44 USD
Bauman Residence Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 44 USD
Palmyra Patong Resort Phuket Patong Beach 44 USD
Kalim Resort Phuket Patong Beach 45 USD
BY The Sea Residence Phuket Cape Panwa 47 USD
Coral Island Resort Phuket Coral Island 47 USD
Baan Karonburi Resort Phuket Karon Beach 47 USD
The Royal Palm Beach Front Phuket Patong Beach 47 USD
Print Kamala Resort Kamala Beach 47 USD
Panwa Beach Resort Phuket Cape Panwa 49 USD
Ban Raya Resort & Spa Phuket Racha Island 49 USD
Blue Ocean Resort Phuket Patong Beach 53 USD
Sunset Beach Resort Phuket Patong Beach 53 USD
Baan Krating Resort Phuket Nai Harn Beach 57 USD
Kamala Dreams Hotel Phuket Kamala Beach 57 USD
Amora Beach Resort Phuket Bang Tao 58 USD
The Front Village Phuket Karon Beach 60 USD
L’esprit De Naiyang Phuket Nai Yang Beach 60 USD
The Blue Marine Resort and Spa Phuket Patong Beach 63 USD
The Residence Kalim Bay Phuket Patong Beach 63 USD
Deevana Patong Resort & Spa Phuket Patong Beach 63 USD
Horizon Patong Beach Resort & Spa Patong Beach 63 USD
Seaview Patong Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 63 USD
Andaman Seaview Hotel Karon Beach 63 USD
Phuket Orchid Resort and Spa Karon Beach 66 USD
Royal Phawadee Village Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 70 USD
Patong Bay Garden Resort Phuket Patong Beach 72 USD
Andaman Embrace Resort & Spa Patong Beach 75 USD
The Old Hotel Phuket Karon Beach 75 USD
Bangtao Beach Chalet Resort Phuket Bang Tao 77 USD
Bel Air Resort & Spa Panwa Phuket Cape Panwa 77 USD
Cloud19 Beach Retreat Hotel Phuket Cape Panwa 78 USD
Serenity Resort & Residences Phuket Chalong Bay 79 USD
Laguna Holiday Club Phuket Resort Bang Tao 81 USD
Dewa Karon Beach Phuket Karon Beach 82 USD
Mission Hills Phuket Golf Resort & Spa Phuket Airport 85 USD
Horizon Karon Beach Resort & Spa Phuket Karon Beach 85 USD
Baan Laimai Beach Resort Patong Beach 85 USD
Thavorn Palm Beach Resort Phuket Karon Beach 85 USD
The Aquamarine Resort & Villa Phuket Kamala Beach 86 USD
Best Western Premier Bangtao Beach Resort & Spa Phuket Bang Tao 87 USD
Swissotel Resort Phuket Kamala Beach 87 USD
The Kee Resort Phuket Patong Beach 89 USD
Novotel Phuket Vintage Park Resort Patong Beach 89 USD
Ramada Phuket Southsea Karon Beach 91 USD
Woraburi Phuket Resort & Spa Karon Beach 93 USD
Patong Paragon Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 94 USD
Metadee Resort and Villas Phuket Kata Beach 94 USD
Mercure Phuket Deevana Patong Beach 94 USD
Novotel Phuket Resort Patong Beach 94 USD
Patong Beach Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 97 USD
Kalima Resort & Spa Phuket Patong Beach 97 USD
Crowne Plaza Phuket Panwa Beach Resort Cape Panwa 97 USD
Patong Merlin Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 101 USD
Destination Patong Hotel and Spa Phuket Patong Beach 101 USD
DoubleTree Resort by Hilton Hotel Phuket Surin Beach Surin Beach 106 USD
Mövenpick Karon Beach Resort and Spa Karon Beach 106 USD
Dewa Phuket Resort Nai Yang Beach 116 USD
Kata Beach Resort Phuket Kata Beach 116 USD
Merlin Beach Resort Phuket Patong Beach 116 USD
Holiday Inn Resort Phuket Patong Beach 118 USD
The Vijitt Resort Phuket Rawai Beach 120 USD
Andaman White Beach Resort Phuket Naitorn Beach 120 USD
Avantika Boutique Hotel Phuket Patong Beach 123 USD
Millennium Resort Patong Phuket Patong Beach 124 USD
Katathani Phuket Beach Resort Kata Beach 126 USD
Seastone Pool Villa Hotel Phuket Bang Tao 126 USD
The Mangosteen Resort & Ayurveda Spa Nai Harn Beach 127 USD
JW Marriott Phuket Resort & Spa Mai Khao Beach 130 USD
Hilton Phuket Arcadia Resort & Spa Karon Beach 137 USD
SALA Phuket Resort and Spa Mai Khao Beach 137 USD
The Village Resort & Spa Phuket Karon Beach 141 USD
Thavorn Beach Village and Spa Phuket Patong Beach 142 USD
Centara Grand West Sands Resort and Villas Phuket Mai Khao Beach 148 USD
Dusit Laguna Resort Phuket Bang Tao 148 USD
Indigo Pearl Resort Phuket Nai Yang Beach 154 USD
Le Meridien Phuket Beach Resort Karon Beach 154 USD
Two Villas Holiday Phuket, Nai Harn Beach Nai Harn Beach 173 USD
Mom Tri’s Villa Royale Hotel Phuket Kata Beach 195 USD
The Surin Phuket Surin Beach 216 USD
Malisa Villa Suites Phuket Kata Beach 216 USD
The Racha Phuket Racha Island 233 USD
Mövenpick Resort Bangtao Beach Phuket Bang Tao 275 USD
The Pavilions Phuket Bang Tao 377 USD
Banyan Tree Phuket Bang Tao 381 USD
Anantara Phuket Villas Mai Khao Beach 399 USD
The Shore at Katathani Kata Beach 462 USD
Andara Resort Residences Phuket Kamala Beach 472 USD

 

Davis

Davis is a staff writer at stayinginthailand.com and a teacher in Chiang Mai. Davis freelances as an SEO friendly blog writer and he does phone consulting for people who want information and help with a career in teaching in Thailand. Contact Davis @ Davis@stayinginthailand.com if you are interested in his services.

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4 Responses to Massage Parlors in Phuket

  • Bear says:

    Just went to Christin’s for a nice massage. What an absolute rip-off! They charged 3,500 B for 1h 20 massage and full service. The girls look nice an I choose Gada. I’ve had my share of massages , but have to say this one was at best average and after 45 min it was all over and done. On the way out the girl even asked for a tip, which I refused, as a) she was asking for it and b) there was no reason to tip her. All in all, I’m really wondering why this place is so highly recommended here….

    Cheers :)

    • Mike says:

      hey Bear, sorry the experience was sub-par. I think it comes down to looks; very hit or miss in other places and sometimes there are no good looking girls available. That really is the most important thing to many people when they evaluate places like this, especially in Phuket. I say that because you’re not going to get too many bargains in Phuket to begin with. But I don’t like that she asked you for a tip; they’re not supposed to do that. As you said, you alredy paid enough and she got a decent portion of that.

      Take note Mamasan!!! I’ll remove the negative review only if I hear that the level of service is back on the up-swing. Until then, it’ll stay.

  • Jose says:

    I have been today at Christins and the treatment received by the manager woman has been so horrible that I run away from that place. Thrust me, I often go to parlours in many places and I have never been so mistreated. After her welcome smile, I asked some quick questions as how old were some girls, also, as the showcase tricks you, after choosing one girl I decided to take a different one, and the manager began to shout me to go out! Of course I did it and will never go again!!

    • Mike says:

      hi Jose, thanks for the update. Based on everything I’ve recently heard, I guess it’s safe to say that this place has all sorts of attitude problems. I’m still told that they have good looking girls compared to others, but whether that’s even worth the hassle is a decision people will have to make.

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